I Have Plants
Do what makes you happy and screw the haters. You can’t please everyone, so you should focus on the one person whose life you actually have control over: yourself. If that means planting an entire jungle in your home and turning it into a sanctuary for wild animals, so be it!
When people ask you why you don’t’ have kids, just show them a picture of your plant collection. They’ll look at you weirdly and say, “I said kids, not plants, you freak,” and walk away, leaving you to tend to your tiny garden in peace. And that, folks, is how you get people to stop asking you questions.